Remember those name combination algorithms you'd use to find your "stripper name" or your "porn star name" as a kid? It was like, first pet's name + street name — mine was Suki Simonston. Pretty good.
Well, apparently someone made one for your Star Wars name and it actually works fairly well. Here's the algorithm:
First name:
First 3 letters of your last name
+ First 2 letters of your first name
Last name:
First 2 letters of your mother's maiden name
+ First 3 letters of the town you were born in
Mine is "Ovem Vetho", which sounds like some sort of slug-like alien matriarch.
With Star Wars: The Force Awakens on our minds this May the 4th, it only seems fitting that we apply this algorithm to all the stars and behind-the-scenes stars of the film to see what their true Star Wars names would be.
Check them out below:
Name: Adam Driver
Character name: Kylo Ren
Star Wars Name: Driad Nesan
Name: Daisy Ridley
Character Name: Rey
Star Wars Name: Ridda Fawes
That sounds like the name of an intergalactic supermodel. I'd go with it if I were Ridley.
Name: John Boyega
Character Name: Finn
Star Wars Name: Boyjo Bopeck
Okay, so we couldn't find John Boyega's mother's maiden name, so the result is that his Star Wars name kind of sounds like a hillbilly farmer's name...
Name: Harrison Ford
Character Name: Han Solo
Star Wars Name: Forha Nichi
Cute.
Name: Mark Hamill
Character Name: Luke Skywalker
Star Wars Name: Hamma Jooak
Stop! Hamill time!
Name: Carrie Fisher
Character: Princess Leia
Star Wars Name: Fisca Rebev
Name: Oscar Isaac
Character: Poe Dameron
Star Wars Name: Isaos Nigua
Well that's just a straight-up beautiful-sounding name.
Name: Lupita Nyong'o
Character: Maz Kanata
Star Wars Name: Nyolu Nymex
Also could not find Lupita's mother's maiden name so the result is that her Star Wars name kind of sounds like a cleaning product.
Name: Andy Serkis
Character: Supreme Leader Snoke
Star Wars Name: Seran Werui
Name: Gwendoline Christie
Character: Captain Phasma
Star Wars Name: Chrgw Chwor
Also can't find Gwendoline's mother's maiden name, so she wins the award for most-difficult-to-pronounce Star Wars name.
Name: Domhnall Gleeson
Character: General Hux
Star Wars Name: Gledo Wedub
"Gledo Wedub" would definitely be the comedic relief in a Star Wars movie.
Name: Max von Sydow
Star Wars Name: Sydma Ralun
Name: J.J. Abrams
Director
Star Wars Name: Abrje Kenew
Name: George Lucas
Creator
Star Wars Name: Lucge Bomod
