According to a poll posted at the r/Modern_Family subreddit by u/riflefox, fans would most like to spend the day with Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell), and it wasn't even close. Phil got a total of 165 votes, while Haley (Sarah Hyland) came in second place with 42 votes, about a quarter of what Phil received. Next came Claire (Julie Bowen) with 28; Alex (Ariel Winter) got 27 votes. And coming in last was Luke (Nolan Gould), with 11 votes.

Of course, readers are no doubt seeing a pretty big shortcoming in this poll. It only contains members of the Dunphy branch of the "Modern Family" clan. There's no mention of Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) or Cameron (Eric Stonestreet), let alone the latter's clown alter ego, Fizbo, who would likely be some very fun company. There's no Gloria (Sofia Vergara) or Manny (Rico Rodriguez), and even patriarch Jay Pritchett (Ed O'Neill) is missing from this poll.

That being said, we can't really deny that between Phil's charming-albeit-gormless sense of humor, his loyalty as a family man, and his willingness to always see the best in people, spending a day with him would be very enjoyable. Just don't let him near Fizbo, and you'll both be fine.